{"product_id":"keychain-smoking-cat","title":"Acrylic Keychain: Smoking Black Cat","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo job. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo responsibilities. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo rent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd yet somehow this black cat has the energy of a middle-aged office worker who has answered the same email seventeen times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing an unimpressed black cat enjoying a well-deserved smoke break from absolutely nothing, this acrylic keychain is perfect for anyone who appreciates grumpy cats, chaotic energy, and being just a little bit done with everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClip it onto your keys, backpack, purse, tote bag, or lanyard for a daily reminder that you can absolutely be exhausted without accomplishing a single thing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Size: Approximately 2 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Material: Clear acrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Attachment: White beaded clasp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight and durable for everyday use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, tote bags, and more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Cat lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Fans of grumpy and sarcastic humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Cute but unhinged accessories\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Gift giving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Anyone running on caffeine and vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mindful Colorings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53725907026225,"sku":"CATKEYCHAIN","price":8.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/9237\/0481\/files\/Smoking_Black_Cat_Acrylic_Keychain.png?v=1781238801","url":"https:\/\/mindfulcolorings.ca\/products\/keychain-smoking-cat","provider":"Mindful Colorings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}