Sticker: 13 Consecutive Felonies in the Dairy Aisle (Marcus the Worm)

Some people go grocery shopping.

Others commit 13 consecutive felonies in the dairy aisle.

Featuring Marcus the Worm looking far too confident about his life choices, this sticker is perfect for fans of chaotic humor, questionable decisions, and absolutely refusing to explain yourself. Whether you're decorating your laptop, water bottle, planner, or journal, this sticker is guaranteed to raise questions that you should not answer.

Features:

• Size: Approximately 3" × 3"
• Material: Premium matte vinyl
• Durability: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and weather-resistant
• Finish: Smooth matte finish with vibrant colors
• Perfect For: Water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, journals, phone cases, and more

Why You'll Love It:

• Features the iconic Marcus the Worm character
• Perfect for meme lovers and fans of absurd humor
• Durable vinyl made for everyday use
• A hilarious conversation starter
• Great gift for friends with chaotic energy